Is Conservatism Even A Serious Philosophy Anymore?

I want to take this time to thank all the moronic assholes who deny science, facts, and reason because they believe it has a political bias. Thank you! You have done what Democrats have been trying to do for years: marginalize you! The more you talk, the more votes liberals get.
Whoever is telling you that trying to take this country back to the fifties is a good political strategy, keep listening to them. It's working like gangbusters so far. Thanks to you, the Republican Party has gone from a national movement to the preferred party of mega-churches and scared pussies who would hand over their liberties in a heartbeat rather than accept the risks of living in a free society.
Thank You. We couldn't have done it without you.