Is Conservatism Even A Serious Philosophy Anymore?

I want to take this time to thank all the moronic assholes who deny science, facts, and reason because they believe it has a political bias. Thank you! You have done what Democrats have been trying to do for years: marginalize you! The more you talk, the more votes liberals get.
Whoever is telling you that trying to take this country back to the fifties is a good political strategy, keep listening to them. It's working like gangbusters so far. Thanks to you, the Republican Party has gone from a national movement to the preferred party of mega-churches and scared pussies who would hand over their liberties in a heartbeat rather than accept the risks of living in a free society.
Thank You. We couldn't have done it without you.

Open letter to Sean Hannity: Fuck You, Shut UP, and Drop Dead!

This is my maiden post on my shiny new blog, so I think I'll start by cleansing myself of a little anger.
Sean Hannity, construction worker, bartender, college dropout, and career bloviator:
FUCK YOU, SHUT UP, AND DROP DEAD! Who the fuck are you? You have no experience in anything other than broadcasting, yet you think you can talk to Wesley Clark like he's a retard and NOT the former Nato Allied Commander? You have no expertise in anything but flapping your stupid Irish gums, yet you think you are qualified to discuss the Fairness Doctrine with a U.S. Representative and Presidential candidate? Or arguing with with a climatologist on global warming, which, unless they taught earth science at bartending school, I don't think that you are qualified to do. You are living proof that a putz with no education can become rich in America and that your profession, "punditry", takes no education or qualifications at all.
As for all you others: Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Laura Ingraham, Neil Boortz, Rush Limbaugh, and on, and on: FUCK YOU, SHUT UP, AND DROP DEAD!